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Not Quite Dead Yet [Jun. 27th, 2009|10:12 pm]
Evelyn Ransom
I was overcome with a wave of nostalgia and reread some of my old HP fics today. What a strange thing.
In a bold strike of irony, it turns out that the name Evelyn Ransom is also popular in the HP fandom for female OCs and RP characters.

In the beginning I used to write fics... now, I suppose I'm in one.
LinkGood one, Goyle!

Did It Again. [Feb. 13th, 2009|02:33 pm]
Evelyn Ransom

hp_hardcore presents Hardcore Valentines! Click here to get your own!
Link1 good one|Good one, Goyle!

The Final Cut.... [Feb. 12th, 2008|10:06 pm]
Evelyn Ransom

hp_hardcore presents Hardcore Valentines! Click here to get your own!

.... is the deepest cut of all.
Link1 good one|Good one, Goyle!

Who Did You Do This V-Day? [Feb. 14th, 2007|01:57 am]
Evelyn Ransom

hp_hardcore presents Hardcore Valentines! Click here to get your own!
Link5 good ones|Good one, Goyle!

'Lads' Day Out' Reviewed!!! [Jul. 23rd, 2006|11:51 pm]
Evelyn Ransom
[Current Music |Churchly]

And shockingly the reviewer didn't enjoy it. Favourite bits:

- The story is crass, and doesn't redeem itself.

- I spent half a minute skimming Irvine Welsh's wiki page to see where the background to your parody came from, and I haven't read any of his works...

- Hagrid, the big friendly giant, telling someone that they're fucking cunts?

- This isn't a Harry Potter fic.

- Nothing happens.

- Best of luck in the future.

You can read the rest of the review here or you can read the incredibly polarising 'Lads' Day Out' here.

Oh, Hagrid, don't let the cunts get you down.
Link2 good ones|Good one, Goyle!

That's No Way to Wank, Harry! [Jun. 23rd, 2006|12:39 am]
Evelyn Ransom
[Current Mood |yawny]
[Current Music |No Surprises]

Goodness! Can't a girl leave on a several month long fandom bender without some gigantic drama erupting in her absence? The thoughtful pottermemoirs has filled me in on all the the many-chaptered details...

I would just like to point out that I never needed to create sock-puppets to say mean things about my fics. People did it naturally.
I always hoped the Hardcore Valentines would generate some high-drama furor but people enjoyed! So peanuts for authorial intent.

In fic related news:
I am back to work on "Lads and Dads." Oh, and everything else as well.
LinkGood one, Goyle!

World's Most Wanted Wizard Spotted! [Feb. 15th, 2006|07:01 pm]
Evelyn Ransom
[Current Mood |awake]
[Current Music |Mighty Real]

Severus Snape, known Death Eater and murderer of Albus Dumbledore, has eluded Aurors for years. In this most recent sighting the traitorous ex-professor was spotted in the Men's Free Skate.

Well, that's me done for the day.
Link2 good ones|Good one, Goyle!

Happy Saint Valentine's Day [Feb. 11th, 2006|07:44 pm]
Evelyn Ransom
[Current Mood |mischievousmischievous]
[Current Music |Danny Boy]

hp_hardcore presents Hardcore Valentines! Click here to get your own!

We're back.
Link1 good one|Good one, Goyle!

Conspiracy Theory [Nov. 21st, 2005|10:10 pm]
Evelyn Ransom
[Current Mood |revolting]
[Current Music |Boom Boom Boom]

Does anyone else see a connection between Death Eater spy Augustus Rookwood and Gunpowder Plot conspirator Ambrose Rookwood? Perhaps violent revolution runs in the family.
LinkGood one, Goyle!

Shameless [Nov. 21st, 2005|04:35 pm]
Evelyn Ransom
[Current Mood |beggin']
[Current Music |Do the Hippogriff]

So, has everyone seen GoF yet? Don't worry, this post isn't so much about it. I don't think I have anything really useful to say about it -- except 'Yay for Jarvis!'
No, my dear LJ friends, I am here to shamelessly beg your support in the fanfiction arena...

Last year, as some of you know, Fictionalley held a special Lyrics-based Holiday 'Be Timely Challenge.' Being a mean-spirited person with a great hatred of general happiness, I took up the challenge and answered it with my story 'Knight Bus' a short tale of human desperation and depravity.

Now, some twelve months later, Fictionalley has opened the voting for the challenge -- there are two catergories: 'Most Creative Use of Lyrics' and 'Most Humorous Use of Lyrics.' Though I cannot say my use of lyrics were in any way creative, it will not stop me from trying to wheedle votes out of any of you that might have a Fictionalley account. And don't think I'm above bribery either!

Here's the pitch -- You vote for my story for 'Most Creative Use of Lyrics' and I will give you... a something fanfictiony for the Holidays! Free exchange - one vote, one story!
And whilst you are in a voting mood, might I suggest dear friend Darren Spooner's 'Full Moon Madness' for the 'Most Humorous Use of Lyrics'? It is very silly. I don't know if Darren is paying for votes...come to think of it, he already owes me several stories...Anyway, go read the stories.

Vote 'Knight Bus' by Evelyn Ransom for 'Most Creative Use of Lyrics'
Vote 'Full Moon Madness' by Darren Spooner for 'Most Humorous Use of Lyrics'

And if you would like your own Holiday Giftfic, just let me know.
LinkGood one, Goyle!

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